Funny Cancer zodiac crab graphic tee, “Soft Shell, Absolutely Feral Inside.” Soft 100% cotton, printed in the USA.
Price range: $20.20 through $28.62
A fierce nautical crab illustration anchors this Cancer zodiac tee, with the headline “Soft Shell, Absolutely Feral Inside” and the banner “Emotionally Armored and Dangerous” (June 21 – July 22). A bold, funny pick for any Cancer who owns their shell.
Size Guide
| inch | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.1 | 34.3 | 35.0 |
| Bust | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48.0 | 52.0 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64.0 |
| Back center sleeve | 15.6 | 17.0 | 18.5 | 20.0 | 21.5 | 22.8 | 24.2 | 25.3 |
| centimeter | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 87 | 89 |
| Bust | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 |
| Back center sleeve | 39.7 | 43.2 | 47.0 | 50.8 | 54.6 | 58.0 | 61.5 | 64.3 |
The size chart is manual measured, the margin of error is 3cm
A fierce nautical crab illustration anchors this Cancer zodiac tee, with the headline “Soft Shell, Absolutely Feral Inside” and the banner “Emotionally Armored and Dangerous” (June 21 – July 22). A bold, funny pick for any Cancer who owns their shell.
Size Guide
| inch | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.1 | 34.3 | 35.0 |
| Bust | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48.0 | 52.0 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64.0 |
| Back center sleeve | 15.6 | 17.0 | 18.5 | 20.0 | 21.5 | 22.8 | 24.2 | 25.3 |
| centimeter | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 87 | 89 |
| Bust | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 |
| Back center sleeve | 39.7 | 43.2 | 47.0 | 50.8 | 54.6 | 58.0 | 61.5 | 64.3 |
The size chart is manual measured, the margin of error is 3cm
| Weight | 0.159 lbs |
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